when jeff told alicia that a peacock bit michelles eye when she was
actually sick and alicia believed him.
when michelle said " have you ever heard the expression bouncin'
off the wall" and michelle started bouncing off arby's wall( when melissa emily alicia and jen and nicole and michelle were
stoned)
at emilys house michelle and emily were cleaning off the counter
after spilling vodka on the counter and emily said "yo we gotta clean this up" and michelle said "cuz ur maaaaaaaa is a bitch"
everytime michelle and emily got drunk together the song "got the
life " would play
the first time michelle and emily got drunk together emily bashed
her head on michelles counter really hard and michelle wasb upstairs takin a piss and michelle heard OWWWW!! and michelle
came down laughin.
when everyone was at michelles basement and jen was talking and everysecond
word was man
When michelle went over to emilys house and got stoned and emily's
grandpa came over and had a glass of wineand there was something in the bottle and he said "its a goober"
when michelle ,nicole,dave,jen,jeff,and emily,amanda were in the
garage and michelle told the story of her drunknessand her highness were fighting over who was gonna take over her body.
when michelle was over at emily's house and shehad tooo do a summary
and michelle scrolled down the web page and said "YESSS!!!!"
when dave,jen michelle,jeff and emilys were in jeffs garage and dave
and jen were throwing tape balls into a bucket and michelle sat on the bucket
when amanda dave emily and michelle and jeff went to michelles uncle
phils house and got really drunk and chilled in the backyard and then dave,amanda,emily ,jeff played pool while michelle
went upstairs and got beaten with plastic toys by her cousins and then she fell down stairs and told everyone and
then fell on the ground and found a ring and said "OOOO PRETTIES"
when amanda flashed jeff at his uncles house
when michelle emily dave and jeff went to jeffs uncles house
and jeff went to bed early and everyone but jeff sat on the front pourch and we heardmichelles uncle throw some guy into a
garage door cause he wouldnt say sorry
when jeff called amanda a retard and she cried at jeffs uncle phils
house
on newyears when nicole,lindsey went over to michelles house and
got piss ass drunk and went across the street and got preasents (rocks) and named them newyears fred
emily's birthday party when dave,nicole,karol,michelle,jeff
and emily got drunk and dave asked nicole out and everyone got plastered andichelle passed out inside woke
up at about four and said "who wants to go and drink and everyone was sleepin
when karol drove home from michelles after gettin drunk on emilys
party and he whipped out on his bike
when emily and michelle got buzzed on the attic roof in michelles
room from drinking rooty fruits bitch drinks and they poured them down the roof and had a race and michelle were cheering
the drips of alcohol on but emily won and michelle asked emily to hold michelles smokes and they slid down and emily said
"oops" and michelle went down and got them
when michelle was jumping over fire on emilys birthday
when amanda emily jeff dave and michelle were watching halloween
the curse of micheal myres and everyone thought that the girl got stabbed in the cunt and emily said that she was giving birth
and emily was right
when amanda and michelle slept over at emilys house and michelle
told the story about the deoderant while they were all stoned
when michelle amanda and alicia slept over at emilys house and told
the story about the shroom house and alicia saw a white foot
when michelle slept over at emilys and lit a whole coffee table of
candles and when emilys mom came home we got in shit for it
when michelle jeff dave emily and amanda went over too nicoles and
there were like 5 other guys there and one of the guys was stoned and they were playing pool and the kid shot the yellow ball
instead of the white ball
when michelle went to emilys house and it was emilys first time smoking
pot and they went to the park and got stoned and sat on the swings and michelle was talking and she said" and what the
hell is that peice of fur doin there!" and emily turned around and looked up thinking that it was a big peice of fur except
it wasnt very big.
the first time emily came over and amanda was already there and the
second she got there michelle handed her a beer and then they walked to the video store in the rain.
when michelle first started smoking in the begining of grade nine
and held it like a retard and didnt inhale
when jeff asked emily out over by the computer and before that michelle
told her that she had!!!!! to come over
when emily,alicia,amanda and michelle went to amandas house and then
went to timmys and got stoned and met up with brazzo who was really drunk/stoned
when michelle slept over at amanda and got stoned and then stood
outside of arbys and amanda spit on the ground and it looked like paint
when michelle put her hand in a cereal box and said that it was osama
hitting the world trait center
when michelle was talking to andre and she said "fuck terd" and he
said "fuck terd eh?" and then he said "think rite...think alphabits!!!"
when amanda pressed the "?" button it put a E instead of a question
mark
when jen mooned some one and asked for their number and got money
instead
when jen got dared to fix her hair in a car mirror while there was
someone in it and the guy looked at her like she was a fucking homo
when alicia passed out on the floor in jeffs bathrrom in the basement
and every 2 seconds emily said" is she dead...check if shes breathing"
when amanda started an arguement in michelles room complaining that
the room was too cold and amanda and michelle argued back and fourth and alicia counted to 3 and everyone shut up for the
rest of the night.
when jen went over to michelles house for the first time and michelle
couldnt stop hickuping and then they saw a shit load of birds in the sky and then they disapeared
when alicia,amanda and michelle slept over emilys house and they
got stoned and alicia spotted a ufo in the sky
uwhen dave,alicia,amanda,jeff,and michelle were watching the dentist
and emily said ooo dave imagine getting head fromt hat broad and dave almost threw up
when alicia amanda and michelle slept over at emilys house and alicia
saw a white leg walk by
when amanda sat on michelle at emilys house
when dave alicia jen amanda emily slept over at jeff and michelles
house and michelle attempted to make sausages that were rotten
when dave got in shit by michelles mom for saying nigger
when alicia and ashley walked to the movie store with michelle and
michelle stole a skateboard from someones lawn
when jen and emily and michelle were walking back to michelles house
and an old man gave us a peice of juicy fruit and jen said there better not be poison in this and michelle said yay no school
when michelle actually did her homework
when michelle made a pac-man game in food class out of paper
when jenn and mmichelle went to timmy's one night and michelle drank
like five hot chocolates and looked over and saw jens dogwith his two front paws on jens shoulders and the dogs penis
looked like it was assfucking her!
when jen and michelle were at jens house and they were listening
to korn and jens sister came in jens room and started moshing
when jen and michelle fought after school and hit everyone else too
and people were throwing people into the snow
jens stoner hat
when jen and michelle made up their own slc punk it was called sc
punk or stoner crank punks
when michelle was really hyper and michelle put oven mits on her
feet and was waving and footshaking everyone
when adam dechane(shane) put a tampon in kaylahs hood and she went
on the city bus with it still in her hood
when jen trashed some broads house and ended up not getting caught
for it
when alicia amanda and michelle slept over at emilys house and michelle
told the story about "1000 bc"
when jen coughed and she sounded like a dog and she said did you
se my ears go up?
when jeff poured baby poweder all over michelles hair and cloths
when michelle and jen prank called someone and the person who answered
the phone said "im ready"
when jeff cornered jen in between the fridge door and the counter
and wouldnt let her go
when jen and michelle brought bok-bok up to michelles
room and he shit on the floor so michelle and jen poured blue eyeshadow all over him
when alicia was stoned and started talking to emily and fell into
a locker
when alicia slept over at emily's house and amanda and michelle were
playing diddy kong racing and alicia said sweetly done
when michelle sleptover at emily's house and was immatating alicia
because her nose was stuffed
when michelle was on the phone with alicia, and alicia was at emilys
house and all michelle herd was "amanda nice dick it looks good waxed" and michelle got worried
when michelle,jeff,emily,alicia,and dave and amanda walked to the
video store and some guy dropped a whole bottle of pop and it exploded everywhere
when michelle,alicia and amanda were at emilys house on the computer
and saw a guy with a potato and a jam jar up his ass and almost threw up
When emily alicia amanda and michelle went to go get their religion
mark and there was a project there of a street and amand said "ooooh a tree "( and ripped it off and michelle saw a little
bench and ripped it off too.
when michelle was on the phone talking to emily and emily said something
funny and michelle said lol!
when michelle and emily got drunk at emily's house and michelle went
across the street and move someones pot that had plants in it
When amanda dave jeff and emily alicia and michelle got drunk at
alicias house and emily kept saying lets everyone take off their pants
